"DO NOT READ THIS SERIES. Really. Don't read these books. They are the epitome of awful and downright depressing. Nothing but terrible, horrible things happen in all 13 books. Those poor, unlucky Baudelaire children. Lost their parents, have a truly despicable 'caretaker', and seem to always find themselves in the most disastrous of situations. Simply unpleasant."
SOON TO BE A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.
In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.
In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted. Never before has a tale of three likeable and unfortunate children been quite so enchanting, or quite so uproariously unhappy.